Assholes That Have All The Time In The World

Have you ever been in a hurry trying to get somewhere and then you suddenly realized you're boxed in by assholes that are walking like they're on a Sunday stroll in the park and have all the time in the world?  Like, in the subway stations?  You're trying to get past them.  You're trying to move down the platform, or you're trying to get up the stairs, or to the next train platform.  Worse yet, you know your train just pulled up to the platform and you're trying to get down there to make the train, but these assholes just keep strolling along like nothing much important is going on, and then you miss your train.  Fuck those people.  Fuck them right in the ass with Satan's pitchfork.  People need to get it through their heads that just because they're not in a hurry doesn't mean no one else is in a hurry.  They should keep their slow moving asses over to the side somewhere, out of the way.