Hey, guess what asshole? If we drag ourselves out of bed at 11:30 AM and then eat at 1 PM, what the fuck makes you think we want to have dinner at 3:30 PM? Uh, hello? Dumbass? You have any common sense or brains in your head? Who the fuck eats a good breakfast and then wants to eat dinner in just over two hours? You do this every fucking day. Earlier and earlier. Pretty soon you'll want to throw dinner on the table as soon as the breakfast plates are cleared.
Here's an idea. Get a fucking hobby. Get a fucking life. You don't do shit all day except watch TV. You don't do shit. You just sit there, smoke your fucking brains out and watch TV, and because you're bored, you want to cook right away, as if we're obligated to adjust to overeating to satisfy your stupidity. If you didn't go blow all of your money in a fucking slot machine as soon as you get it every month, then you wouldn't be bored.
Get your fucking head out of your ass. Stop wasting your money. Stop wasting your life. Most importantly, stop fucking bothering us with your stupidity.
