Assholes That Sneeze Too Loud

Look.  I understand that some people sneeze louder than other people do.  Everyone is different.  However, if you sneeze so fucking loud that in a mid sized apartment it causes people's ears to hurt and almost pop, for them to feel the reverberation in their chest, and to cringe because they're expecting a 2nd sneeze, then you're fucking overdoing thigns just to get attention.  Fuck you, and shove that shit up your ass.  No one likes to be so jolted that they cringe from thinking a second sneeze is coming.  If you're so sad and pathetic you need to do something like that to get attention, then maybe you should reevaluate your life.  Asshole.